“No jokes, no songs, not even music videos from when we were having fun,” he said.
Without cutting words, its New Rules segment launched Nomadland – the series. “Move This girl, Mary tyler moore and Alice. There’s a new girl in town and she shits in a bucket, ”he says. “We love that she is drifting in a van, but can she be 19 and be hot?” Maybe give it a different supporting cast. A handsome guy, a funny guy, a lesbian best friend and a dog? They can solve mysteries. Call me,”
His full anger, however, was directed elsewhere. “Nothing with ‘crypto’ in the title has ever turned out to be good. There is a fad going up in the country these days. He mocked cryptocurrencies as unnecessary, arbitrary, impossible to understand, a Ponzi scheme, a game, and a massive drain of energy from the planet. Bitcoin backers like Tesla founder and CEO Elon Musk, who care about the climate, he said, should be better informed.
“I fully understand that our financial system is not perfect, but at least it is real. Apple stocks are worth the money because Apple makes thousand dollar phones that everyone buys and flushes down the toilet. “
Capitalism allows you to “make money in today’s money market.” But we knew that the money had to come and be generated by something real, somewhere. To which cryptocurrency says, “No, it doesn’t.” “
“Nothing is ever really accomplished and no real product is made or service rendered. It’s like Tinker Bell’s light. Its energy source is based only on enough children who believe in it, ”he said. “Our problem is not economic but psychological. People who grew up in a virtual world are starting to believe that they can really live there. “
Otherwise, the comedian was pretty happy with the state of affairs, mostly Joe Biden, his speech to Congress on Wednesday, and his solid polls that are driving Fox News crazy. To keep his base on, he said, the network had to resort to headlines claiming that Biden planned to cut 90% of red meat from Americans’ diets – one burger a month – and cancel the 4th. July.
It was last week. He offered Fox some new headlines for the week ahead: “Trump’s border wall will be melted down for giant Colin Kaepernick statue”; “Fauci: Babies in the womb must wear masks” and “In all depictions of Jesus the crown of thorns must be replaced by a P-ssy hat.”