On Newsom: “We have to stop. We must not recall this governor. It’s one of those stupid things California does. It’s gonna be a circus. All of the state’s unemployed actors are ready to come forward. Caitlyn Jenner runs! “
“We have too much democracy in this state,” the host said, including the flow of “proposals” – “Dialysis machines? Why do I vote on this every two years? “
But the longest track was in New Rules where Maher dissected the nominees for Best Picture one by one and begged for happier entertainment. “People don’t need to go to church. If they want to feel guilty and dirty and mean they can watch Nomadland. It’s the one where the woman ends up living in her van after her husband dies from cancer.
In Judas and the black Messiah, the leader of the Black Panthers is betrayed by an informant and killed by the police. In Promising young woman, The character of Carey Mulligan takes revenge on a rapist but he kills her. The sound of metal shows a drummer who has become deaf, The father, an octogenarian sinking into dementia. Minari “Is the story of poor Korean immigrants from the dirt in Arkansas who put all their food in a barn, but then Grandma has a stroke and burns her down.” Now enjoy the show.
“The Oscars 2021, presented by razor blades, Kleenex and rope. And please welcome our host, the Sad Emoji. “
“We had a difficult year, a little breakout would have been appreciated,” he said.
“What is happening to show business? Did they all decide to quit cocaine at the same time? Have they forgotten that Hollywood is still the best place to go if you’re a selfish person looking to fill that hole from your childhood with applause?
“The academy nominations were like, ‘What great movies we make. Now they are saying, ‘Look what we are good people’, ”he added.
So it’s no wonder Godzilla vs. Kong killed it at the box office, he said. “Not Godzilla vs. Kong and his hellish struggle with depression. “
“Not that I want to see Godzilla vs. Kong Is. Hollywood knew how to make a movie that was about something, an adult movie that was also entertaining and not just depressing. There was already a category for that, the best documentary, important films about the war in Syria or the plight of the owners of hot dog stands.